Yoshi: Yosh! I support the word "Yosh"! Yosh!
Mario: ..... *Hops on Yoshi* Go Yoshi! Go run onto that lava pit!
Yoshi: Wait! What?!
Mario: Go go go go!!
Yoshi: Who the hell is controlling me?!
Miyamoto: Hehehehe... That's it Yoshi.
*Falls in lava pit*
Yoshi: Yosssh!!! Help me!
Mario: I smell pasta!
Blarg (That's his name): Nom nom yom yom! Get in my belly!
Yoshi: Miyamoto! Why?!
Mario: Where's my pasta bitch?! *Points middle finger at Miyamoto*
Miyamoto: Yosh... This is the bestest game Nintendo has ever created... Super Mario Brothers! Destroy Mushroom Kingdom!
Ian: May I tries?
Miyamoto: Sure! Make sure you kill the Toads first!
Ian: Muahahahah!! Everyone shall before a koopa!
Bowser: Why did you betray me Koopa?
Koopa: I work alone... Beeotch!
*Hits Bowser with Mentos Tube*
Bowser: *Fainted*
Koopa: Heheheh...
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Somewhere in Brawl
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Mario: Super Awesome Giant Fireballs! *Shoots Fireballs at his hand*
Lucas: .....  *Jumps and avoids it*
Mario: What the fuck?! How did you avoid it?!
Lucas: I did but Luigi and Captain Falcon were caught in it.
Captain Falcon: I don't want to die! I want to show you my moves!
Luigi: I want to eat Pizza!
*Captain Falcon and Luigi are Ko'd*
Mario: Noo!!!! My only source of money!
Lucas: PK Fire!
Mario: Help-a me! I'm on fire!!!
Announcer: Super Sudden Death. GO!
Mario: What?! I'm still on fire!
Lucas: PK....
Snake: *Puts box over Lucas* That will shut him up.
Mario: What are you doing here Snake?!
Snake: To kill you Mario.
Mario: Mama Mia!
Snake: *Grabs Mario from behind and puts him to sleep* There you go
Mario: ZZZZZzzz... Pasta... Spaghetti... Mocha Frappuccino...
Snake: Awkward... Now, to kill Mario! *Plants C4 Explosive on Mario*
Snake: 5,4,3,2,1 *Pushes Button*
Mario: Maaaaaamaaaaa Miaaaa!!!!
Snake: Mission Complete! Yosh!
Lucas: Who put me in this box?
Snake: *Hides in box*
Lucas: Hey, a box!
Snake: *Thinking*Aww crap!
Lucas: *Picks up box* Holy Crap! An old man!
Snake: *Takes out tazer and shoots Lucas* Good night kid.
Lucas: *Knocked out* Ehhhhh..
Snake: *Drags Lucas and drops him out of the Halberd* Hehehe... I win again!
Wario: I have come to eat you!
Snake: *Throws grenade at Wario*
Wario: *Eats grenade* Yom Yom! Yummeh!
Snake: Shit!
Wario: *Eats Snake* Yosh!
You have gained a new ability!
You have gained an item - Cardboard box!
You can now use cardboard boxes to hide from people! 100% effective!
Wario: Yosh!
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Somewhere in Dreamland
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Meta Knight: Kirby, you suck at Brawl....
Kirby: Poyo Poyo poyo! (That isn't my fault bitch)
Meta Knight: Yes it is... Even a Waddle Dee is better than you.
Waddle Dee: *Playing Brawl on WiFi* I owns everyone in WiFi!
King Penguin thing: *Playing Brawl on WiFi* Yosh! I just pwned Link!
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In the Land of Hyrule
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Link: =///=
Zelda: Hah! You lost Link! Pay Up!
Link: *Hands over 5000 rupees* I feel so weak now.
Ganondork: My turn bitches!
Toon Link: Why did Nintendo make your hair like that?
Ganondork: Because it's pretty isn't it?
Link Fangirl: Ganondork! Your hair sucks ass!
Ganondork: .......
Link Fangirl: Ganondork! Your ugly!
Ganondork: *Crying* My mom said I was hot!
Ganondork's mom: I lied. You ugleh!
Link: Own'd.
Zelda: Served.