After 5 weeks of watching "National Treasures", he had enough and snapped.

Wario: Graaahh!! Where's my food dammit?! I ate the TV now where's mah food?!? * Gets electricuted*
Toad: *Laughing* Hey guys! Check what the fatso is doing!
Mario: Where?!
Wario: Where am I? I'm hungry..
*Pikachu suddenly comes out of nowhere*
Pikachu: Pi Pi Pika Pi Pikachu *Points Middle Finger* (Hey Fatso! I drink your milkshake!)
Wario: NOOOO!!! My precious milkshake!
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In Hyrule
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Toon Link: Goo goo ga ga! Me is a kid!
Young Link: You took my place in Brawl but you won't take my place as the kid!
Toon Link: Wha?
Young Link: *Pushes Toon Link off the Bridge of Eldin* Hehehe!
Toon Link:  Nooo! My pretzel eating cuccoos are gonna kill you all!
*Toon Link disappears from the Brawl Roster*
Kimmie: What the-? Where the hell did the sexy link go?
Link: What?
Kimmie: You! Go away! You're ugly!
Link: *Cries* How come everybody hates me?
Zelda: Not everybody hates you, that person still likes you. *Points at someone*
Bowser: Hey Link!~
Link: What the hell?! *Jumps in F-Zero track*
Link: Heh? Where am I?
Samurai Goroh: Get off the road dammit!
Link: I don't wanna die!
Samurai Goroh: *Explodes* Curse you physics!
Link: .....Awesome!
Captain Falcon: Blue Falcon!!! *Racing towards Link*
Link: *Holds cuccoo out* Cuccoo! Protect me!
Cuccoo: I wanna eat pretzels before I die!
*Runs Link over*
Link: Graaah! *Loses one life*
Captain Falcon: My sexiness owned you!
Goron: Oh yeah, my ugliness will kill you!
C. Falcon: *Stares at chest area* My eyes! It burns! Graaaahh! *Loses all his lives*
Announcer: Game!
Link: Awesome! *Explodes*
Snake: *Hiding in cardboard box* Hehehe, I ownz you.
Kirby: *Inhales cardboard box and transform into a box*
Snake: Where'd my box go?!
Kirby: I is a box fear me!
Wario: *Eating Kirby* Yummeh! It's gum!
Kirby: *Being chewed upon* Grahh!! The horrific breath of mint!! *Explodes*
Wario: Who blew up mah food?!
Snake: ...... It was Ganondork!
Ganondork: I am so hot! Fear me!