In the Pit of 100 Trials
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Kimmie: How the freaking hell did we get in here?!
Toon Link: You used your "imagination" and fell off the bridge of eldin oh smart one.
Kimmie: Oh. Wait. What the-?! How did you get here?!
Toon Link: You grabbed me while we were escaping Snake's evil insurance men.
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Flashback! >:O
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Kimmie: You'll never catch me alive! *Shoots Mr. Insurance Man and grabs Toon Link* Away we go! *Jumps off bridge*
Mr. Insurance Man: *Clutches crotch* Fuu-! That burns! Go my clones!
Mr. Insurance Man 1-666: Destroy Link!
Link, Young Link, TP Link, Toon Link: What?!
Snake: You'll pay for destroying my cardboard box!
M.I.M. (Mr. Insurance Man) 1-666: Destroy Link!!!
TP Link: *Runs away* I'm too sexy to die!
Link: *Falls in Lava* Graahh! It burns!!!
Young Link: *Stands there*
Zelda: What the hell are you doing?!
Young Link: *Explodes*
Zelda: What the-?!
Toon Link: Help! I'm being kept hostage by this hyper fangirl!!
Kimmie: Hehehe. Wait... Why did I jump off?
Toon Link: And you just noticed this now?!
Kimmie: Uhh.. Yeah!
M.I.M. 1-666: ..... Off to McDonalds!
Snake: Yes! Double Cheeseburger time!
Me: Time paradox! Time Paradox! Time paradox! *Explodes*
Snake: *Twitch*.... Hey, a cardboard box!
Da da da dahhhh!!
Way to go retard! You got your box back!
Snake: *Hides in box* Time for Double Cheeseburgers!
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It's over! ):<
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Kimmie: Ohh.. I see.
Goomba: I is Goomba! Feaz me!!
Kimmie and Toon Link: *Pulls out Master Stick* Die!!!
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Somewhere in Brawl
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Lucas: Fear my stick! *Pulls out Master Sword* What the-?! How the hell did I get this crap sword?!
Ness: PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Thunder! PK Starstorm!!
Lucas: *Stabs Ness* Shut up!!
Mario: You still have a match with Toon Link but it's been delayed.
Lucas: ........ PK Fire!
Mario: *On Fire* .......Ouch. *Explodes*
Kirby: You killed Nintendo's icon.
Snake: Yes! Konami will rulez the world now!

Pikachu: All hell breaks loose.
Pichu: I r cow! Hear me rawr!!
Frank: Imposter! *Shoots Pichu with lazah beams from his eyes*
Marth: Hey guys! What's u-? Holy crap! It's a flying cow wearing boots that shoots lazah beams out of his eyes!
Frank: Crap! I've been discovered! Go Joe!
Joe: I am an evil piggy! Fear me! *Holds out gun*
Roy: Holy crap! It's a gun!
Joe: Taste the rainbow beeotches! *Shooting steaks*
Pit: *Hit* Graah! The greasiness! Unpure! *Dies*
Snake: *Eats Steak* Tasty! *Hit by a million steaks* The tastiness.... So good! *Faints*
Colonel: Snake! Can you hear me?! Snaaaaake!
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In Heaven
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Snake: ...... I hear voices.
Luigi: I am so smart! I use my Final Smash on the Ultimate Chimera! I died by Mr. Saturn. *Cry*
Pit: Welcome to Heaven! How may I help you?
Snake: Where's "Big Boss"?
Pit: *Points* He's over there playing Halo 3.
Snake: Thanks. *Sneaks up behind him*
Big Boss: Must... Beat... Sarkathalon!!!
Snake: *Holds Big Boss and throws him off* Hehehe! Revenge!! *Plays Halo 3*
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In Dreamland
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Big Boss: *Hits ground* Ooohh....
Newcomer - Big Boss!
Big Boss: What the-?!
King Penguin: This is my Skittles beeotch! *Throws Skittles*
Big Boss: *Runs away* Ahhh! The colorfulness!!
Waddle Dee: Boo.
Big Boss:.......
Koopa: Boo.
Big Boss: *Pulls out Smash Ball and takes it*  Final Smash! *Pulls out dual machine guns*
Meta Knight: Holy Shi-!
Kirby: All hell breaks loose!
Big Boss: Die!!! *Shooting Wispy Woods*
Whispy Woods: It burns! Stop! My cookies are still baking!

What will happen next? I don't know!